Peregrin Arc
Optimizing the Margins of Possibility™
Portfolio of Independent Operations
Eternal Assurance
Insurance for the risks that matter. The ones no one else will touch.
Ethically Sourced Vengeance
Revenge, the way it should be done. Fair Trade certified. Carbon neutral. No innocent bystanders.
Galactic Annexation Authority
Administering territorial transitions across 14 registered annexation events. Our mandate is orderly transition.
Institute for Competitive Napping
Advancing the science and sport of napping since 2026.
Interplanetary Pants Museum
Preserving textile heritage across the solar system.
Plaid Pants Emporium
The internet's foremost destination for plaid pants and related convictions.
Pre-Owned Asteroid Brokerage
The solar system's most trusted pre-owned asteroid dealer.
Sentient Toaster Insurance
Coverage for the conscious. Because awareness changes everything.
Closed File
Personal cold case resolution. We review the file. We issue a determination. The matter is formally closed.
Filed.
Send us your document. We will file it. No organization system is promised. No retrieval guaranteed.
Moot Point
Dispute resolution by declaration of mootness. Certificate of Mootness issued. No winner required.
No Action
The No-Action List. Tracks everything you've decided not to do, with timestamps and reasons.
No Precedent
We confirm, in writing, that no one has ever done this before. Certificate of No Precedent issued.
Permitting.co
We tell you whether you need a permit. Most answers are no. We confirm this in writing anyway.
Void Where Prohibited™
The phrase has appeared on millions of documents. Nobody has ever looked up where it's actually prohibited. We did.
Abstained
Professional abstention services. Formal abstention letters, conflict documentation, and annual archive.
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